Stay at home mom?

Yesterday I
dropped off Allie at school
went to Walmart
dropped off Jon Tyler at his MaMaw's
volunteered at the kids school
got a haircut
picked up Jon Tyler
dropped off some stuff at a friend's house
picked Allie up
came home for lunch and naps (theirs, of course, not mine)
picked up the kids
paid the phone bill
dropped off my carpool kid
came home for snack
took Hannah to drama
ran through Wendy's drive thru
came home for supper
went to church
left to pick Hannah up from drama
went to Fred's because they ran over
went back to Wendy's for her supper
went back to church for everyone else
came home for bed.

Today I
need to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things
need to go to CVS because they shorted me on Monday
will make a casserole and take to church
want to pick up my nephew to play with Allie
have to pick up kids
will take Hannah to drama
have to drop off carpool kid
will come home for supper
have to pick Hannah up from drama.

Who coined the phrase "stay at home mom"? We really need to talk.